Swing Low, Sweet Chariots

☼ Bubbles 

Bubbles made with TWSS soap smell better and are more bubbly than bubbles made from any other soap*. Swing Low bubbles have a sweet, fruity aroma, with hints of citrus. After you shower with TWSS soap you’ll feel like you actually belong in the Finer Things Club.

☼ Oils 

Did you know that Dwight waters down the soap in the bathroom? Use TWSS instead. 

Our soap is filled to the brim with luxurious, natural oils that will make the largest organ of your body feel better than ever before. That’s what she said!

Swing Low soap contains lots of coconut oil, safflower oil, and sustainably produced palm oil (Recyclops approves!). Oat protein helps your skin retain these oils, making it softer than the soft underbelly of Andy’s refined upbringing. 

☼ Box 

I have a small box yes I do! I have a small box; how about you?!  

Your soap will arrive packed in a small, beautifully labeled box that is ready to be wrapped or gifted as is.  Remember, presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.”

☼ Ounces 

The Swing Low bar is approximately 3 ounces and measures about 4.5” x 2.5” x 1”. Perfectenschlag.

☼ Differences 

Each bar of soap is unique and different, like a beautiful snowflake. In other words, your soap might not look exactly like the images. 

☼ Deals 

Are you interested in buying in bulk? You should be! Reach out to us at quabityassuance@thatswhatsoapsaid.com for a special rate. 

Buttlicker!! Our prices have never been lower!

☼ Y Buy From TWSS? 

That’s What Soap Said is a small, family-owned company. We artisanally craft our soaps in small batches to ensure that each bar meets our high standards.

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