What people are probably saying.

“I’m telling you, other soaps could be the star of a show called ‘Soaps I Don’t Care About’.”

— DeAngelo Vickers

“When I use this soap, every day feels like pretzel day. And I like pretzel day.”

— Stanley Hudson

“I am an assistant to the regional manager, but this soap makes me feel like an assistant regional manager.”

— Dwight Schrute

“After using soap from TWSS I was able to get over a breakup, move to Utica, and get married.”

— Karen Filippelli