Sort of an Oaky Afterbirth
This soap has sort of an oaky afterbirth, but smells like ripe blackberries. Wine glass not included.
This soap has sort of an oaky afterbirth, but smells like ripe blackberries. Wine glass not included.
This soap has sort of an oaky afterbirth, but smells like ripe blackberries. Wine glass not included.
☼ Bubbles
Bubbles made with TWSS soap smell better and are more bubbly than bubbles made from any other soap*. Oaky Afterbirth bubbles have a fruity and floral aroma, that is sweet but not too sweet. You can smell top notes of blackberry and apple with hints of melon and sugar. After you shower with TWSS soap you’ll feel like you actually belong in the Finer Things Club.
☼ Oils
Did you know that Dwight waters down the soap in the bathroom? Use TWSS instead.
Our soap is filled to the brim with luxurious, natural oils that will make the largest organ of your body feel better than ever before. That’s what she said!
☼ Box
I have a small box yes I do! I have a small box; how about you?!
Your soap will arrive packed in a small, beautifully labeled box that is ready to be wrapped or gifted as is. Remember, presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
☼ Ounces
The Swing Low bar is approximately 4 ounces and measures about 2.25” x 2.25” x 1”. Perfectenschlag.
☼ Differences
Each bar of soap is unique and different, like a beautiful snowflake. In other words, your soap might not look exactly like the images.
☼ Deals
Are you interested in buying in bulk? You should be! Reach out to us at quabityassuance@thatswhatsoapsaid.com for a special rate.
Buttlicker!! Our prices have never been lower!
☼ Y Buy From TWSS?
That’s What Soap Said is a small, family-owned company. We artisanally craft our soaps in small batches to ensure that each bar meets our high standards.
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