Smile If You Love Men's Prostates
Raise your hand if you have a prostate. Raise your hand if you love someone with a prostate. Is your hand raised? Then you should buy this soap!
Now put your hands down, you look ridiculous.
Raise your hand if you have a prostate. Raise your hand if you love someone with a prostate. Is your hand raised? Then you should buy this soap!
Now put your hands down, you look ridiculous.
Raise your hand if you have a prostate. Raise your hand if you love someone with a prostate. Is your hand raised? Then you should buy this soap!
Now put your hands down, you look ridiculous.
☼ Bubbles
Bubbles made with TWSS soap smell better and are more bubbly than bubbles made from any other soap*. Smile bubbles have a masculine aroma, like a barbershop or a freshly cleaned mustache. The smell is a mix of bergamot, lemon, mint, and lavender, with hints of sandalwood and cedarwood and undertones of amber and musk. After you shower with TWSS soap you’ll feel like you actually belong in the Finer Things Club.
☼ Oils
Did you know that Dwight waters down the soap in the bathroom? Use TWSS instead.
Our soap is filled to the brim with luxurious, natural oils that will make the largest organ of your body feel better than ever before. That’s what she said!
Smile soap contains lots of coconut oil, safflower oil, and sustainably produced palm oil (Recyclops approves!). Oat protein helps your skin retain these oils, making it softer than the soft underbelly of Andy’s refined upbringing. Your skin will be softer than your teeth before you know it.
☼ Box
I have a small box yes I do! I have a small box; how about you?!
Your soap will arrive packed in a small, beautifully labeled box that is ready to be wrapped or gifted as is. Remember, presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
☼ Ounces
The Smile bar is approximately 2.15 ounces and measures about 4” x 1.5” x 1”. Perfectenschlag.
☼ Differences
Each bar of soap is unique and different, like a beautiful snowflake. In other words, your soap might not look exactly like the images.
☼ Deals
Are you interested in buying in bulk? You should be! Reach out to us at quabityassuance@thatswhatsoapsaid.com for a special rate.
Buttlicker!! Our prices have never been lower!
☼ Y Buy From TWSS?
That’s What Soap Said is a small, family-owned company. We artisanally craft our soaps in small batches to ensure that each bar meets our high standards.
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