Shut Up About the Sun!
Aren't you tired of people talking about the sun? Sometimes you just have to say, shut up about the sun. SHUT UP about the SUN! You would shout it, but you don't even have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.
Aren't you tired of people talking about the sun? Sometimes you just have to say, shut up about the sun. SHUT UP about the SUN! You would shout it, but you don't even have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.
Aren't you tired of people talking about the sun? Sometimes you just have to say, shut up about the sun. SHUT UP about the SUN! You would shout it, but you don't even have the lung capacity to blow a whistle.
☼ Bubbles
Bubbles made with TWSS soap smell better and are more bubbly than bubbles made from any other soap*. Shut Up Sun bubbles smell like peppermint leaf, and sweet basil with hints of thyme, amber, and violet. After you shower with TWSS soap you’ll feel like you actually belong in the Finer Things Club.
☼ Oils
Did you know that Dwight waters down the soap in the bathroom? Use TWSS instead.
Our soap is filled to the brim with luxurious, natural oils that will make the largest organ of your body feel better than ever before. That’s what she said!
Shut Up Sun soap contains lots of coconut oil, safflower oil, and sustainably produced palm oil (Recyclops approves!). Oat protein helps your skin retain these oils, making it softer than the soft underbelly of Andy’s refined upbringing.
☼ Box
I have a small box yes I do! I have a small box; how about you?!
Your soap will arrive packed in a small, beautifully labeled box that is ready to be wrapped or gifted as is. Remember, presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
☼ Ounces
The Shut Up Sun bar is approximately 4.5 ounces and measures about 3” x 3” x 1.5”. Perfectenschlag.
☼ Differences
Each bar of soap is unique and different, like a beautiful snowflake. In other words, your soap might not look exactly like the images.
☼ Deals
Are you interested in buying in bulk? You should be! Reach out to us at quabityassuance@thatswhatsoapsaid.com for a special rate.
Buttlicker!! Our prices have never been lower!
☼ Y Buy From TWSS?
That’s What Soap Said is a small, family-owned company. We artisanally craft our soaps in small batches to ensure that each bar meets our high standards.
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