Crentist Dentistry
Crentist Dentistry is the area's top new dentist. Dr. Crentist uses new, quick-drying bonding. You'll be eating candy just minutes after your appointment. Crentist sounds a lot like dentist, doesn't it? Maybe that's why he became a dentist. Now let me see your teeth. SHOW ME YOUR TEETH.
Crentist Dentistry is the area's top new dentist. Dr. Crentist uses new, quick-drying bonding. You'll be eating candy just minutes after your appointment. Crentist sounds a lot like dentist, doesn't it? Maybe that's why he became a dentist. Now let me see your teeth. SHOW ME YOUR TEETH.
Crentist Dentistry is the area's top new dentist. Dr. Crentist uses new, quick-drying bonding. You'll be eating candy just minutes after your appointment. Crentist sounds a lot like dentist, doesn't it? Maybe that's why he became a dentist. Now let me see your teeth. SHOW ME YOUR TEETH.
☼ Bubbles
Bubbles made with TWSS soap smell better and are more bubbly than bubbles made from any other soap*. Crentist Dentistry bubbles have a full-bodied fragrance that is reminiscent of raspberries and vanilla plums, with hints of orchid and cashmere and undertones of musk.
☼ Oils
Did you know that Dwight waters down the soap in the bathroom? Use TWSS instead.
Our soap is filled to the brim with luxurious, natural oils that will make the largest organ of your body feel better than ever before. That’s what she said!
Crentist Dentistry soap contains lots of coconut oil, safflower oil, and sustainably produced palm oil (Recyclops approves!). Oat protein helps your skin retain these oils, making it softer than the soft underbelly of Andy’s refined upbringing. Your skin will be softer than your teeth in no time.
☼ Box
I have a small box yes I do! I have a small box; how about you?!
Your soap will arrive packed in a small, beautifully labeled box that is ready to be wrapped or gifted as is. Remember, presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
☼ Ounces
The Crentist Dentistry bar is approximately 3.5 ounces and measures about 2.75” x 3”x 1”. Perfectenschlag.
☼ Differences
Each bar of soap is unique and different, like a beautiful snowflake. In other words, your soap might not look exactly like the images.
☼ Deals
Are you interested in buying in bulk? You should be! Reach out to us at quabityassuance@thatswhatsoapsaid.com for a special rate.
Buttlicker!! Our prices have never been lower!
☼ Y Buy From TWSS?
That’s What Soap Said is a small, family-owned company. We artisanally craft our soaps in small batches to ensure that each bar meets our high standards.
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